Willkommen Meine Herren und Damen to Washington Expose, the only cabaret in unoccupied America that heard a rumor that Hugo Boss would make the perfect designer for the new State of Douglass’ Department of Unpolice uniforms. Your Oberführers for today’s show, Bill Wilson, Carter Clews and Larry Ward have slipped into their Joel Gray brand nylon stockings and top hats as they describe a horrendous incident which happened in our Nation’s Capital last evening which was tantamount to Hitler’s Brownshirts storming into businesses and forcing the masses to listen to their rhetoric. You'll never guess who it was. The fellas look at POTUS’ reelection committee lineup and pinpoint real problem areas -- who should stay and who should go. As part of that analysis, Bill Wilson defines what POTUS is currently lacking and how he needs to retort to the massive chaos being thrown at him. Carter makes it clear that the Queen of Botox Pelosi is on the shortlist once whoever wins the Big House in November and Larry Ward goes ballistic at the very notion that the Second Amendment will be a big loser should Sleepy Joe win. Not to be outdone with the Debbie Downer act, Bill gives an update on the District of Columbia’s latest swipe at statehood and how everyday Puerto Ricans are too busy starving to death than worry about statehood. Listener’s of today’s show are encouraged to use extreme caution while pleasantly dining out this weekend when modern-day Brown Shirts storm the maitre de’. Oh, and remember, life is just a cabaret, old chum.
Welcome to our inaugural edition of Washington Exposé with Bill Wilson, Carter Clews and Larry Ward. Tune in for an unprecedented look behind the curtains of today's politics from our Nation's Capital. You'll be shocked when you do. Every American needs to hear what these freedom warriors are saying.Listen now
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